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CELEBRITY NEWS AND GOSSIP
Jade wants Jack back
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There was finally a bit of good news for Big Brother star Jade Goody yesterday as she unveiled her swanky new male beauty salon in Essex. The star dropped by to open her shrine to male grooming, ingeniously named “Homme Fatale”, after completing her latest bout of chemotherapy.
“I’m not putting my life on hold,” said the star. “I have my boys to think of and I need to invest for their future. When I feel better I’ll help out.”
Jade had previously told reporters that she was planning to go on a course “to learn how to wax men's backs, sacks and cracks”, so if any of you hirsute males out there fancy having your intimate parts torn to shreds by a celebrity, you now know exactly where to go.
In other Jade news, the cancer-stricken star has sensationally revealed that she wants to reignite her relationship with her incarcerated ex-boyfriend Jack Tweed.
"He sent me a letter from prison saying he loved me and wanted to get back with me, which brought us closer,” says Jade. “We've been together for three years and we have been through so much.
"I would love to spend the rest of my life with him. But how can I put him through this? I can't give him a family of his own - it breaks my heart."
Maybe the signs are good. After all, how could any young man resist the lure of a free “back, sack and crack” on demand?
by Stewart Turner, Thursday 16 October 2008
Sources: Guardian.co.uk, The Sun, Digital Spy
